Amrit! where is your wallet! it's not on the table!

sorry ma, i...i meant to tell you this, but i lost my wallet today in school while at the toilet.

what the (pause)!! how could you lose your (pause) wallet?! no more pocket money for you this whole week! and you know how much inconvinience you cause me?! i have to go and make u a new EZ-link card and all!

i'm sorry ma! i will use my own savings to pay for the card and use the old tattered-and-torn wallet and spend like a begar! mummy please dont dont dont whack me! it still hurts from last week's caning!

fine...i'll forgive you but can i still whack your butt? i cant resist because...

(together) i like big butts and i cannot lie!