• I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy.
• I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.
• When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
• "BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION"
• No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.
• I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head
• I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark
• I Stay Up Late and I Don't Do Anything Productive
• I'm SICK of zombie invitations
• I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cold side when I'm sleeping
• People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People
• if you don't know Russell Peters... YOU GO TO JAIL BAD BOY!
• I can't remember what I learned last year and this happens every year
• If You Can't Differentiate Between "Your" and "You're" You Deserve To Die
• I heart Tim Tams!
• Trampoline Appreciation Society
• I Hit the Snooze Button at Least 11 Times Before I Wake Up

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