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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Weifen's Funny Story

Haha okay I shall snap out of my depressed mood and tell you a funny story that happen when weifen was working.

today there was drama at work, and it was a totally good example of how karma works.

there was this crazy lady that came in with her ij daughter, she looked all normal and posh like those tai tai mothers you see hanging around the sc canteen waiting for their kids to finish school. anyway she was at the counter and being very rude- she had a wooden ice cream stick stuck in her mouth, and was gesturing and making rude noises to indicate her choice of ice cream topping, which was almond. my boss (stanley) is so cool, he said in his deadpan manner: it would be nice if you said please. to which she uttered a very ah lian, rude, HARGH?! then stanley said again: it would be nicer if you said please. and she went, HARGH?!?! and he said, nevermind.

five minutes later she was storming back to the counter shouting 'WHAT DID I DO TO YOU' 'WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME' and 'WHAT DID I EVER DO TO OFFEND YOU!!' in disgusting short-voweled english.

crazy lady: 'why should i be saying please to you! YOU should be saying please to me!!'stanley: 'okay i'll say please.'
(haha this part was funny i would have sniggered if i wasn't so pissed and wanting to slap her already)
crazy lady: 'NO! blablablablabla' (kicks up big fuss at having been RUDE to, what irony)

at this point david interjects very diplomatically: 'sorry if we've offended you, if we could do anything to make it up...'crazy lady does an about face, becomes very nice and says : 'no this has nothing to do with you'stanley starts to say something-crazy lady: 'YOU (points) SHAD-DUP!!!'

then she continues yelling in his face and calling him all sorts of unnecessarily rude names, at this point her daughter who is in primary school and is already damn fat (bad karma i say) kinda pulls at her hand and says:'mummy my ear pain'which was another HAHAHAH moment if not for the tension.

then she marches back to her table, grabs her bag and her other stuff, goes back to the glass counter and throws something on it, banging the glass counter for emphasis.'you blardy ee-diot!!' she continues shouting.'you eee-diot!' she doesn't seem to be able to stop.'i'm never coming back!!' (thank god, i thought.)

then she grabs her pudgy daughter's hand and storms out by the back, CLEANING HER DIRTY ICE CREAMED HANDS ON THE WHITE WALLS AS SHE LEAVES. wth?! seriously insane. and such a beautiful face at that.

well anyway what goes around comes around, her inner beauty obviously passed on to her daughter. and i think stanley is so cool not to take nonsense from his customers. i really respect him now, it isn't easy to be humiliated in front of your employees and still not lose your cool.

There. The end of story. Funny right. I mean you can just imagine the stupid fat lady. I'm not against fat people, it's just that kind of people. Haha remind me of agustus's mom in charlie and the choc factory!

@ 18:18

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