1) I forgot to bring my specs to school (ok that's not really very funny) 2) I banged into a girl during reccess 3) I dropped eyedrops into bernice's eye! 4) Mr Heng pmsed. HAHAHA. 5) Was browing through blogs, then I went to matt's blog and I came across this that he posted.
laughter is the best medicine hah
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven.
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? Shut up and get back in the box!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. Shut up son and keep swimming.
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard? Shut up and shoot again!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush.
Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice! Shut up and drink it before it clots.
Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor? Shut up and chew!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough! Shut up and keep chewing!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial? Shut up and keep flushing.
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up and step on the gas!
Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? Shut up and search the sand traps!
Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your french fries!
Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again? Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister! Shut up, and keep eating!
Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!
Haha it's really so funny! but its okay if you dont find it super funny, cos most of the time it's just me. but I was like laughing my ass off in the com lab and there was no one beside me so it was as if i was laughing to myself like a psycho. Oh well.
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