- I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy.
- I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.
- When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
"BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION"
No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.
I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head
I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark
I Stay Up Late and I Don't Do Anything Productive
I'm SICK of zombie invitations
I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cold side when I'm sleeping
People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People
if you don't know Russell Peters... YOU GO TO JAIL BAD BOY!
- I can't remember what I learned last year and this happens every year
If You Can't Differentiate Between "Your" and "You're" You Deserve To Die
I heart Tim Tams!
Trampoline Appreciation Society
I Hit the Snooze Button at Least 11 Times Before I Wake Up
And I guess those are so true. Most of them sound like Nathan though. :S
